4 Best-Kept Campus Life Secrets From the Best College Resident Advisors
Are you ready to get off of your own real season of The Real World and head to the latest version of reality – Campus Life? Forget the club clothes (fine, right, you get ONE outfit) and make room in your tiny closet for sweat pants and eraser tips for your pencils. It’s study time!
Allow Higher Education Assistance to Summarize – What Campus Life Secrets You Forgot on That Packing List:
- First off, you’ll need sheets—yes, an actual notebook. Extra-Tip: Professors prefer an actual notebook with sheets of paper…you know, of the trees. They do not prefer to see eye balls peeking around your computer screen, you’ll be remembered as Apple, PC, Dell, HP… YOU will remember more of college if you sleep well. Remember sleep? Those sheets? Short-Sheet-Feet for you? No! Remember! Extra-long college nights on campus means you need extra-long bed sheets…just for your inconvenience if you are average to shorty and then a blessing from heaven if you are an extra-tall person. Find out more here….
- Speaking of short-sheet-feet: Who do your feet belong to? You? Or some athlete. Athlete’s foot is not going to allow your the brain space to study; that’ll be itch-it /don’t-itch-it hemispheres. A shower might clear your mind…yes, athlete’s foot says, “Return to the mother ship for a reload…Touch these icky tiles!” Your toes are sweet piggies, are bacon, the candy of feet to shower floor bacteria-viruses-and fungus. This little piggy went to college….This little piggy went to the store first and bought flip-flops…This little piggy had it’s own shower and a hundred shoes in Second Life….Since this is your one life…. Find out more here.
- Thirdly, feed yourself brain food. Get a bowl and put whole food in it. Bomb one test and you are back in that seat next semester. The best best-kept campus secret: who has the dorm room chow! We hope it’s you! Feed that brain. Fact-you will forget to eat. Fact-you will forget to make it to the cafeteria before it closes. Fact-you will wake up and have missed all the breakfast hours. Be fine with the facts if you have food on the dresser….find out more here.
- Fourthly, psst! I’ll let you in on another little campus life secret: Apps. Do you realize making friends at college isn’t just making college friends…it’s your stepping stone into career networking. It’s your future outlook. Plenty of successful businesses have started with college buddies unhappy with their outta-college-9-5 and who are tight…through their smartphones. Find out more here…
Go Ahead, Go Pretend These Campus Life Secrets Were in Your Repertoire of Common Sense
NOW You have your
- long sheets
- fruit bowl
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